1. Create an online dating profile, and respond to every man who contacts you.
You may not be interested in them, but the attention will make you feel good!
2. Answer ads on Craigslist.
You never know who you might meet.
3. Buy some shoes.
Shoes are a woman's best friend. Nothing can take away the pain like trying on 30 pairs of shoes before settling on the perfect pair.
4. Icecream.
It's nice and cold and smooth going down your throat, which is probably raw from all the crying you've done.
5. Have a cleansing party.
Invite your girlfriends over, gather all of the things he left at your house, and burn them. Just don't catch the living room on fire.
6. Get drunk.
No, it won't make the pain go away, but a good bottle of champagne goes a long way in making you forget about how miserable you are.
7. Call him.
Not just once. Call him every 5 minutes, text him, email him. Over and over and over again just to tell him how wonderful your life is without him and how happy you are that he's out of your life.
8. Don'tdatehimgirl.com.
Go ahead, enter his name on there. You may not have him, but at least no one else will have him either!
9. Work.
Work all the time. Work every single hour that you are awake, and when you're asleep, dream about work. Besides, it'll take your mind off of how empty your bed feels since he's been gone.
10. Get a makeover.
Skip past the part of dying or cutting your hair and getting your nails done. Go straight for the gold. Have plastic surgery. You'll feel like a brand new you!
Ok, seriously, these are just for fun. I have absolutely no idea how to give anyone advice on how to get over their ex. You just have to make the decision that you don't want to feel the pain anymore, and get on with your life. It sucks, it's hard, but you just do it. And every day you'll feel a little bit better. But you don't know until you try.
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I like the idea of the lists. It adds a touch of personalization to your blog. And today's was actually funny -- bonus for someone who is admittedly humor-challenged.
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