The whole meeting someone and starting to date can be a very scary thing. And I have to tell you, once you get past 30, there are a lot of losers out there. I try to find humor in the situation, otherwise I would get frustrated and scream "am I going to be alone FOREVER????" Here are some pick-up lines that amuse me.
1. What's your sign? Ok, really? Do you want to know what grade I'm in too?
2. I love your pants. Gee, thanks, but you're not going to get in them so move along....
3. Hey baby, can I get your number? Ummmm, no, but can you learn to speak proper English?
4. You make me feel. Oh really, did you feel the drink I just dumped on your head?
5. (said to my daughter) Is that your sister? Really, I'm flattered, but if I'm old enough to be the mother of a teenager, you should be old enough to know that this line doesn't work.
6. Can I see your shoes? Creepy. Enough said.
7. Here, I'll take the cab with you to make sure you get home ok. Well sweetheart, I hope you have enough cabfare for the both of us because you're not coming in.
8. I'm so great, I can get any woman in this bar. Minus one.
9. I'm the alpha-male, want to be my woman? Uh, no thank you.
10. Do you come here often? Not anymore.
Men, with lines likes these, us women prefer to remain single. But I will admit, one of those lines worked on me. Can you guess which one?
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